did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Even my vagina gasped.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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