party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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