Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
