i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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