I just cut my nipple shaving
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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