well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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