Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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