Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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