so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
