I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
You don't make any sense
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