I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
