youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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