It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Let's paint friendship bongs
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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