Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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