Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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