It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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