i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
So vagazzling was a success
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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