Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize