Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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