i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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