Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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