I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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