Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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