Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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