If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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