so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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