so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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