we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize