i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I think your dad took our porno
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm always down for nudity.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
