He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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