I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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