I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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