i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Someone signed my nipple.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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