i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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