He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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