Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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