He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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