Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
That was before I lit my hair on fire
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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