Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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