He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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