Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize
