ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Randomize
