We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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