You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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