Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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