Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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