you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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