If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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