plz talk dirty to me
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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