found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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