ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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