How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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