no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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