gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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