Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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