Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Randomize
