The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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