READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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