i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Randomize
