I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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