Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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