Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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