Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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