Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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